How to order

From a stall at the London Alternative Market to an erotic art launch, Tarts and Tease can provide cakes and biscuits for every naughty occasion. Either select from the choice here or talk to us about creating bespoke cakes and biscuits tailor-made for you and your special occasion.

Most of my cakes are available in different shapes; loaf and mini-loaf, cupcake or canape sized, standard round or square plus a celebratory size. Biscuits are available in two sizes (mini and maxi).

I’m currently looking at different options for ordering safely online, in the meanwhile, please contact Tarts and Tease by email at sales@tartsandtease.com or by phone on 07927 258978.

  • All orders ideally require a minimum of 3 days notice as we can get very busy.
  • A 50% deposit is required upon receipt of order/email booking.
  • For bites and standard sizes, a minimum order of 12 is requested.

FAQs

What size are your cakes and biscuits?

Most are available in different sizes – bites (dainty looking but sinful), standard (a handful) or whole cakes (serves 8-10). Celebration cakes serve 16-20.

And the prices?

  • Bites: £10 for 12
  • Standard: £20 for 12
  • Whole cakes: £18 each (serves 8-10)
  • Celebration cakes (birthday, collaring, engagement): £30 each (serves 16-20)
  • Delivery charges are extra. Packaging is included.

Can I buy the cakes as a gift?

Yes. Why not tell that special person that you’re just a little kinky or perhaps you want to spoil your Mistress/Master or reward your Sub, Sub: a person who gives up control and gets satisfaction from aspects of submission. or surprise a 'vanilla' Vanilla: refers to what a society considers to be standard or normal. friend. There is no better way to share this moment, than with a Tarts and Tease novelty cake or biscuit gift. Each (standard sized) cake or biscuit can be bought individually. These are wrapped in black lace and red latex with a personal message hand-written on a teaser card. Each cake or biscuit gift costs £7.50 including delivery.